tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-85080792024-03-13T14:25:20.667-07:00Holy Cow!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508079.post-43781616466594169992008-11-05T23:44:00.001-08:002008-11-05T23:44:41.461-08:00Windows Live writer!<p>I stumbled upon some forums regarding Windows Live writer – a desktop blogging tool.  All the people who talked about this gave a huge thumbs up to this tool – some of them were from the Apple/Mac group!! A Microsoft tool being endorsed by Apple group?? you have to get it…</p> <p align="left">The first impressions seem good, enough to make me continue with this. </p> <p align="left">--</p> Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8508079.post-66617152310305021292008-07-06T22:16:00.000-07:002008-07-06T22:28:53.686-07:00100+ things to do in a crowded elevator<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">1)Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">2) Shake the person's hand when he/she enter the lift. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">3) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">4) Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">5) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!".</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">6) Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">7) Sell Girl Scout cookies.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">8) On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">9) Shave. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">10) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">11) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">12) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">13) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">14) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">15) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">16) One word: Flatulence! </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">17) On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">18) Do Tai Chi exercises. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">19) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">20) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">21) Give religious tracts to each passenger. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">22) Meow occasionally. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">23) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">24) Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">25) Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">26) Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">27) Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">28) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">29) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">30) Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">31) Leave a box between the doors. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">32) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">33) Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">34) Start a sing-along. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">35) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">36) Play the harmonica. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">37) Say "Ding!" at each floor. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">38) Lean against the button panel. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">39) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">40) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">41) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">42) Bring a chair along. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">43) Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">44) Blow spit bubbles. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">45) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">46) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">47) Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">48) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">49) Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">50) Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." </span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">51) Announce to the person stood next to you "I really need the toilet. Can I use your bag?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">52) Ask the other passengers "Wouldn't be great if this lift were to plumment to the floor, what do you think will happen?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">53) Petend to get your leg stuck in the door as it closes</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">53) Without letting anyone see, press the emergency stop button. Act surprised and start talking to yourself "its ok, it wasnt your fault you killed your family. It was SATAN, damm you SATAN! DAMN YOU!!!" Then press the stop button again and act as if nothing has happened.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">54) Scratch yourself excessively saying "fucking headlice. They're all over me. I knew I shouldn't have played with that dog so much"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">55) Set out a pinic set on the floor and suggest to the other passengers to join you in afternoon tea</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">56) Break wind and blame it on the person next to you</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">57) Pretend your are a repair man here to fix the lift. Wait untill its busy and tell everyone to get out of the lift. You get in, get your paper out and sit and relax</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">58) Start to talk about your sexlife. Tell them that all of your three children were concived in this very lift. And point and say "it was up against that wall"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">59) Have sex with your imaginary friend</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">60) Say you have just won the lottery and you are on your way to collect your winnings. See how many people are listening to you</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">61) As the lift descends, shout "Bombs away!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">62) Offer to polish their shoes. When they say no, tell them you need the money to feed your ten starving children back home in Estonia</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">63) Hand out leaflets - "what to do when the lift cable breaks. The ten tips that will keep your body in one pice (although these tips will not save your life, it will make the rescue a bit cleaner, and we wont have to spend ages cleaning the blood of the walls) Hope you will live to do it again!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">64) Perform a striptease</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">65) Act surprised when it starts to move and say "THE GROUND IS FALLING!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">66) Fake an orgasam when the lift starts to move. Announce that it was your best ever</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">67) Let your mobile phone ring - dont anwser it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">68) Walk in to the lift with a clear bottle of apple juice. Start drinking and say "ah, theres nothing like your own urine to quench your first. Does anyone want some?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">69) Say "this new g-sring is really starting to hurt." Then attempt to adjust it.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">70) Walk into the lift and say "this reminds me of being burried alive. Ah those were the days"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">71) Suggest to the other passengers that you all should play a game of twister. Then get out the board and lie it on the floor</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">72)Paint the walls of the lift.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">73) On entering, ask the passengers if they want to be your friend. Burst into tears if they say no.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">74) Stop the lift and say "twenty years in prison for murdering the whole family, and I get stuck in a lift after being out for two hours. Just my luck!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">75) Get back to nature - go in naked</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">76) Pretend to be the pilot of the lift, speach into a headset "this is lift number 1, ready for decent to 1st floor. Waiting for permission to depart, over"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">77) Announce in a computer like voice "this lift will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 .....oh heres my floor"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">78) Serve tea and coffee</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">79) Take shoes off before entering, Look shocked and disgusted when the others dont</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">80) Act like the sergent of the lift. Order people around. Tell them to get in line.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">81) Suggest to the other people that your should play musical statues. Bring a tape recorder along too</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">82) Teach the people french. Dont let them leave till they get it right</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">83) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get enmotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">84) Insist, the lift ride costs £2.50</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">85) Describe in detail, how you're "hung like a horse"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">86) Pretend to be a flight attendant (particularly affective if you are dressed like one), instruct the passengers on what to do in an emergency</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">87) Yodel</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">88) Bring out a magnifying glass, closey inspect the other passengers skin and say "ooh, look at your pores"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">89) Sing "I know a song that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get, get, get on your nerves" Over and over again.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">90) Ask the others "Do you mind if I do my eminem impression?", then bring out a chainsaw and a mask.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">91) Try breakdancing</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">92) Bring out a fake toy gun and shout to the person next to you "you lookin' at me?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">93) Challenge the guy stood next to you to a "thumb war".</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">94) Explain your ideas of world domination to the wall.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">95) Force people to read to Kama Sutra while asking "do you wanna try this one?"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">96) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "it is time..."</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">97) Pretend to see a spider, repeatedly and violently stamp on the floor while screaming "Die you bastard, die DIIEEE!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">98) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">99) If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">100) Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">101) Explain to the passengers that this lift looks the same as the ones on all the other floors.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">102) Re-enact scenes from a movie where someone climbs out through the roof.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">103) Tell people their clothes are stuck in the lift door, when the look round and see it isn't, apologise, then 5 seconds later say it again in exactly the same tone of voice.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">104) Strip naked and ask if 'your' (not my) bum looks big in this dress.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">105) Release cockroaches and rats or doves.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">106) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">107) Point a fire extinguisher at the door as it opens and a passenger tries to enter, ready, aim, and bend the nozzle round and cover yourself with foam.</span><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /></span></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0